koh Ah Beng stories

GAGs Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said: "My Mobile Number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!" Servant: "It's already raining." Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking
in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD" Wife: How do you know?? Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house." Police: "How the thief did not take TV?" Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School? "He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board" Gubrag.... *&^%!@
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. The man :"Why U do that?". Ah Beng : "The weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot." The man: .*!&@^%#$
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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